OH MYG GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST WATCH THE THING
Warning: There be monsters.
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
▪The Honeymoon Trip▪
OMG ITS LIKE A JOHNLOCK AU WHERE SHERLOCK HAS A CASE IN SOME FROSTY NORTHERN LANDSCAPE AND MAKES JOHN MEET HIM THERE TO STUDY ICE CRYSTALLIZATION OR SOMETHING
yes, please be writing that. Also there’s cabins and roaring fires and frozen fingers and icy noses and body heat to keep each other warm, John suddenly seeing Sherlock in a way he never has before….
This has been done! On the Ice by Berlynn-Wohl is an excellent case fic in Antarctica! Possessive!Sherlock, lots of sex, angst and humor.
Yes! Someone finally illustrated “Northwest Passage” by Kryptaria!
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
On my god my feels! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!!!!
That canon…I LIKE IT. ANOTHER!
|Beverly Katz:||*shoots floorboards*|
|Hannibal Lecter:||THAT IS MAHOGANY|
Daddy looks so sad. Even through his smile, Daddy is sad. It’s not something Hamish has been able to do before, read past the smile and tell what they’re really thinking, because that’s Daddy’s job, and Papa’s, but it’s different now, it’s Daddy. Carefully, slowly, Hamish steps once more towards his father, and stands in front of him. Sherlock’s head reaches to about Hamish’s breastbone. Like how Papa’s does when Daddy is hugging him. And it’s sad, Hamish realises suddenly, that Daddy is so tall, because it means he can never have the same kind of hugs that he can give out, out to him and to Papa and to Mrs Hudson. Daddy has never known what it feels like to be so utterly safe, so enclosed in someone else’s arms, has never been completely engulfed in a warm safe haven of love, and all because he is taller than the people he hugs. But now Daddy is at a lower level than Hamish. So Hamish reaches out and wraps his arms around Sherlock’s bony shoulders and hugs him, because he wants to show Daddy what it’s like, wants to make him feel safe and warm and loved."It’s alright, Daddy," he murmurs, the realization that Daddy can hurt too still burning, "You don’t need to be sad."___________
Commissioned by the lovely martainducreff for her dear friend Catherine (firstruleofthediogenesclub). It is a scene from a roleplay they have had going on, where tiny Hamish comforts his dying father, who’s broken down crying~